Hear me out.
I legitimately do not ever wish bad things on people, because I'm pretty sure that with anything I've ever laughed at about someone else, the shit has managed to happen to me. Which is so frustrating but I get it. I used to secretly giggle at a girl in high school who had cankles (if you're not sure what that is, Google it), and now I have them, not horribly but they're there. I also used to be totally grossed out by the spider veins on my friends' moms' legs thinking like wow that sucks to be you. Definitely got that going on now as well. And we won't even talk about cellulite. I used to laugh with a friend of mine about a girl that would pick at her dandruff in 10th grade Spanish class. Now my dandruff has to be actively kept under control. Karma is real y'all, don't get it twisted. So I probably will step on one of my son's Legos at some point in the near future, but I suppose it would be worth it for the point I'm going to attempt to get across in this post.
Obviously it is always best to just turn the other cheek or take a deep breath and count to 10 when someone is making you angry or does you wrong. And I highly encourage that to be your first reaction. However, there are still occasions where someone might just manage to piss you right the fuck off, and you're only human, so sometimes you might not be able to help but feel like YA KNOW WHAT I HOPE YOU FUCKING STEP ON A PILE OF FRESH LEGOS, ASSHOLE! Because I'd be lying if I said I haven't felt that way once or twice.
So if you ever get really mad at someone and feel the urge building to say something you might regret later, think about this post. We all have bad days and we all get really pissed off. Just don't ever wish something on somebody else that you may not want to happen to you.
I'll be back to let you know when I step on that Lego.
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